"I actually heard a bird go 'tweet tweet tweet'"

True story. On the way to work. I've heard a cat say, "meow" but never
a bird say, "tweet tweet tweet". Spring is in the air folks!

"Don't let the grimace scare you."

As I was handing my photo ID to the used car salesman, I thought,
"don't let the grimace scare you" but I didn't say it because the
timing and appropriateness didn't seem right.

Anyway, I found one instance of that phrase on the Web, according to
Google.

No points for me!

"I'm not dead yet, so stop sending me flowers!"

Arrayist says:"well, I thought of something that might appear on a
shirt, or a bumper sticker, or a gravestone. "I'm not dead yet, so
stop sending me flowers!" I thought that maybe an old, grumpy lady/man
keeps getting flowers from an admirer, so they (obviously) get annoyed
with it.
~XxX~Arrayist~1XxX"

Good one! You get 1 point!

"there's nothing refreshing about a biscuit"

I took a bite of a biscuit that had been left out on the stovetop overnight and discovered that I was thirsty not hungry.

Unique Up On It Rules

Here's how to play:

1. Type those strange words or phrases into Google and search

2. If the phrase occurs zero times on the Web, according to Google, leave a comment to this post. You're welcome to include any additional thoughts regarding the source or origin of your post. The unique posts will then be republished and attributed to you as the author.

3. Each submission gets you 1 point. Share Unique Up On It with your friends and neighbors!

Rules:

1. This site is rated G.

2. No misspellings of words in the phrases.