"I'm not dead yet, so stop sending me flowers!"

Arrayist says:"well, I thought of something that might appear on a
shirt, or a bumper sticker, or a gravestone. "I'm not dead yet, so
stop sending me flowers!" I thought that maybe an old, grumpy lady/man
keeps getting flowers from an admirer, so they (obviously) get annoyed
with it.
~XxX~Arrayist~1XxX"

Good one! You get 1 point!